Okay, the graying nostril hairs had me laughing out loud. I'm imagining people using henna on their nostril hairs.

The thing that struck me when I noticed my ear hair was that I think my sister-in-law was trying to tell me about it last time I was with the family, but I didn't get the hint. Of course, why would you just hint about a thing like that? Why wouldn't you just say, "My god, you've got a half mile of hair sticking out of your ear!"