Threats emerge from bras and go spung

[randy_byers]

The emerging threat of brassierofascism:

"An unidentified actress was preparing to board a flight to Las Vegas when she tripped on a carry-on strap, fell to the carpet, and exploded."

Thanks to mr. juarez for alerting me to this new danger.

Comments

[randy-byers.livejournal.com]

Yes, I read it in my late 20s, I think, and by then my imagination was not so excitable. I seem to recall rolling my eyes a fair bit, in fact. On the other hand, I did read the Burroughs Mars books at the proper age to appreciate that the Red Martians ran around stark raving nude all the time.