Threats emerge from bras and go spung

[randy_byers]

The emerging threat of brassierofascism:

"An unidentified actress was preparing to board a flight to Las Vegas when she tripped on a carry-on strap, fell to the carpet, and exploded."

Thanks to mr. juarez for alerting me to this new danger.

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[kateyule.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, Bruce Schneier points out that the TSA ("Vigilant. Effective. Efficient") wants us all to take certain steps for the collective good:

We encourage everyone to pack gel-filled bras in their checked baggage.

[randy-byers.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess I'll have to get one before I fly to LA. I must confess with a red face that I'd never heard of gel-filled bras before this story. Are they anything like a jelly donut?