randy_byers: (2010-08-15)
randy_byers ([personal profile] randy_byers) wrote2011-01-29 12:04 pm
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Wait, what?

A PIG OF A TIME

death like ill-prepared
exam was now on top of
her, grunt, hump, and thrust

(Pablo Lennis, US)

Does anybody want to take a stab at explaining Pablo Lennis to me? Is it some kind of not-very-clever hoax? The above is from a Steve Sneyd mini-zine called Three Star Chamber that's full of baffling haiku from various sources. Here's another one:

WELCOMED BY ALIENS

We drop like flies, like
Jerry Lee Lewis wives - they
swear death-dance meant well

(Sci Fright)

[identity profile] kip-w.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
One, two, three, four, five,
Six, seven, eight — how many?
Seventeen? I'm done.

(I'm so tired of crappy fake haiku.)

[identity profile] randy-byers.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel your pain.