Death of a teddy bear

Well, fuck. I forgot to adjust the head on my beard trimmer this morning before I started trimming my beard, and so I took a humongous divot out of the beard. So I had to trim the whole damned thing off, and now I'll have to regrow it.

Fuck! I feel like a naked role mat. I mean, mole rat. I am bereft. Hin ist alle meine Kraft.

Fuck!