"I have a joke that Belgium is the France many smug Englishmen would prefer France to be, in that it is a conservative monarchy, is properly grateful to Britain, doesn't make caustic comments about English culture, and is a lot smaller. With that idea in mind, Portugal is the real Spain, Switzerland the perfect Germany, Ukraine the more amenable Russia, Pakistan the better India, and Tim Burton the ideal Terry Gilliam."
--Partisan, comment on Glenn Kenny's blog
--Partisan, comment on Glenn Kenny's blog