Spackled crow's feet

This weekend I had an unexpected visit from a friend I hadn't seen in about fifteen years. That's long enough for appearances to change a fair amount, but when we met and hugged she said, "You haven't changed very much! I want to know about the spackle you use."

I've definitely got my wrinkles, but it's probably true that she's wrinklier than I am, which is no doubt a reflection of the fact that she's worked outdoors a lot more than I have over the years, a lot of it in sunny Southern California. She told me that the spackle line was something she once heard in a comedy routine, but I've been laughing ever since she said it. Somebody needs to start up a cosmetic line called Spackle pronto.