Threats emerge from bras and go spung

[randy_byers]

The emerging threat of brassierofascism:

"An unidentified actress was preparing to board a flight to Las Vegas when she tripped on a carry-on strap, fell to the carpet, and exploded."

Thanks to mr. juarez for alerting me to this new danger.

Comments

[randy-byers.livejournal.com]

That's certainly a masterstroke, and of course makes it all very fannish. The exploding breast implant makes me think of the old Fantomas serials I've been watching.