The evolution of spam

[randy_byers]

Spam has moved beyond cut-up poetry to new realms of the surreal, tugging at the edges of meaning. Still with the misspellings, however:

Intellegence Assesment:

I used to smoke marijauna and think learn high levels of information in subjects like rocket science, quantum mechanics and the medical field. I would create a blueprint top to bottom of a nuclear power plant or a new jet airplane. I have always felt communicatively handicapped. I had a short tongue when I was young and had to have the bottom of it clipped. I had to go through speech therapy and I had a hard time with my literary skills because spelling out word sounds and writing were difficult to me. I would like a quiz with highly complicated questions from the interiors of advanced college courses that have two letter answers, and sober now, I assume that I would be correct in some or many of the answers.

Comments

[matrixmann]

This is not even when a Russian tries to speak English through a translator.

[randy-byers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, hard to say how this was generated. There are three different pairs of sentences that seem to be linked within the pair but not between pairs, although I guess the first and third pairs do have something to do with intelligence or knowledge.

[grytpype-thynne.livejournal.com]

Fixed it:

I used to attend science fiction conventions and think learn high levels of information in subjects like rocket science, quantum mechanics and the British public transport system. I would create a blueprint top to bottom of a nuclear power plant or a new form of literary criticism. I have always felt communicatively handicapped in the fan lounge at Corflu. I had a short tongue when I was young and had to have my bottom clipped. I had to go through speech therapy and I had a hard time with my literary skills because spelling out word sounds and writing were difficult to me when working on wax stencils. I would like a quiz with highly complicated questions from a Novacon Game Show Host that have two letter answers, and - relatively - sober now, I assume that I would be correct in some or many of the answers.

[randy-byers.livejournal.com]

I see what you did there!