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I've hesitated to post this, because it reflects poorly on a family member, but the line quoted in the Subject is so wonderfully dry I am compelled to share. The other way I talked myself into it is that this item appeared in a newspaper, so it's already a public story. Via my brother:

Oregon State Police

Friday, April 24

TAKE THE STAIRS: 12:40 a.m., Polling Hall. [My eldest nephew], 18, an OSU student, jumped from a third-story window and, after being cited for being a minor in possession of alcohol, was taken to the hospital for treatment of a possible broken ankle and elbow. Byers said he was trying to follow his friends, so he jumped out the window and landed on concrete. His friends took the stairs instead of the window. Byers blood-alcohol content registered as 0.156 percent.


My brother reports that he actually landed on dirt, not concrete. Still, he broke his fibula and tore ligaments in his elbow. There have already been serious repercussions even beyond the injuries, needless to say.

I know my brother is agonizing over this, but I know he also remembers doing similarly dumb stuff at the same age. Me too. I had to drop out for a year after my freshman year because I hadn't been mature enough to handle my introduction to the high life of the university. Maybe I'll remind my brother of that when I see him this weekend.

Still, kudos to whoever wrote that crime blotter snippet. Very droll.
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Spring has sprung, and suddenly the whole world is a-twitter with talk about sipping tequila. Or is it that I'm just finally starting to pay attention? The Seattle Times has a fairly superficial story on the subject today. I'm sure the reporter put in at least five minutes of research to gain the deep (and typically cringing) perspective represented by such comments as "Seattle is still in its tequila infancy, certainly compared to California."

Certainly I'm in my own tequila infancy, and who knows if I'll ever become a tequila adult? The first time I ran into the concept of sipping tequila was whenever it was I last saw Robyn -- in '96 or '97, I think, but don't quote me on that. We were running around town and popped into Beso del Sol (RIP) for a drink, and the bartender talked me into a shot of tequila that he said was to be sipped and not slammed back. Don't remember much about it, although it seemed to lead to much pleasantness later on. Four or five years later, I was out on a date with Hazel (hm, there seems to be a pattern here), and we ran into her friend Abe, who had a bottle of fine tequila sitting on the bar in front of him and allowed me to have several sips. It was delicious, but I don't remember what variety it was. Funky looking bottle, as I recall, but that doesn't really narrow the field.

Cut to February of this year, when I'm at the Iron Cactus in Austin with various folks from Corflu Quire, and [livejournal.com profile] surliminal and John D. Berry ordered shots of two different kinds of the good stuff. This time I was able to cling to a name: Gran Centenario. Thus I now have a bottle of it at home. It was, in fact, one of the pain-killers I was imbibing after my sod-busting exertions on Saturday. Can't say I'm completely convinced that I like the flavor yet, but isn't that just like an infant? The SeaTimes article does have a couple of sidebars of interest, especially the one about "major tequila types." The article also lets slip that Gran Centenario is of the añejo variety: "Aged at least a year in oak barrels, picking up flavors such as caramel and vanilla. Deep golden color."

Caramel and vanilla, eh? Hadn't noticed those flavors yet, but I'll try again. Sip and learn!

Update: There are different varieties of Gran Centenario, and what I got was the Plata, not the Añejo. The Plata is aged for only 25 days in oak (as opposed to a year for the Añejo), so maybe that's why it doesn't taste as good as the memory of Austin. And isn't a deep golden color either. Learning, learning, learning, rawhide!

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